Proud Foster Fail Hoodie
$44.99
🇺🇸 Ships from USA
↩️ Easy Returns
📏 True to Size
You went to "just foster" and came home with a permanent roommate.
And you'd do it again tomorrow. This hoodie is for the dog mom who "failed" at fostering and gained a best friend — no apologies, no regrets, just unconditional love and a closet full of dog hair.
Description coming soon.
- Heavyweight 8.0 oz fabric — thick enough for early morning potty runs and late-night emergency vet trips
- 50/50 Cotton-Poly blend — the polyester keeps fur from weaving in like it does with pure cotton. A quick shake and most hair slides off
- No side seams — nothing digging into your ribs while you're wrestle-cuddling a 70lb "foster"
- Ribbed cuffs & waistband — stays put when your dog inevitably tries to pull it off you
- Double-needle stitching — built for the long haul, just like your accidental adoption
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- Classic unisex fit — relaxed through the body
- Front pouch pocket (a.k.a. treat pocket)
- Tear-away label for zero neck irritation
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low — or hang dry if you're patient
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron the print directly
- Inside-out washing keeps the print fresh longer
Pro tip: Wash with similar colors. Your foster fail hoodie doesn't need a wardrobe malfunction.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
Unisex Classic Fit — runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a cozy oversized vibe.
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